From Memory Alpha, the free Star Trek reference

Hello. I'm the classroom computer system. What can I do for you today?

• Would you like to play a game?

• Would you like to see some interesting animals?

• The Enterprise is a Galaxy-class starship. Do you know how to spell "Enterprise"?

(I was previously known as Humu­humu­nuku­nuku­āpuaʻa but special character limitations with Wikia software forced that username to become invalid.)